Thursday, December 7, 2006

AROUND THE WEB ON 12-7-06

Cross-posted from Gus Van Horn

The shower wakes me.
My mind races: All haiku!
Can I make it work?

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A stand for child porn --
By the Danes' absent colleagues?
Why? Both please Allah.

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Uncovered -- dishes --
Have surrounded the "cat-house"!
Round up the varmints!

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Three haiku on porn?
These should have been limericks!
Make love, not jihad.

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Shotgun! Humph. He's first.
Power and concealment tied.
Will Nick pick us off?

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Sword sheathed, wielding pen --
Yet still afraid? What's afoot?
Submariners' wives!

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Condi's not Vesper,
And Bush isn't Bond. Roulette?
George, war is no game.

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"I think most ... insane."
Leftist mobs show teen-ish angst.
And make him look good.

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They banned Sudafed.
And now, trans fats. Next, syrup?
Freedom dies piecemeal.

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Good luck to my friend!
(Why must this be left to chance?)
Good luck, U. S. A.

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Believe it or not!
Regulation of dating!
Martin, second thoughts?

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The elephant lost.
They don't forget. Can they read?
Voters, gypped, recalled.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

-- CAV